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Monday, September 14

$3.4 Million Doesn't Buy what it use to

3.4 million dollar satelliteAfter the successful launch of the the UM-STE348 Stationary GPS satellite N.A.S.A soon realized that the solar panels obstructed the coffee deploying Canada arm which is currently staged for repair. It is expected that Canada will be deploying a launch in Mid to Late February to correct the tilt of the arm which is making it impossible for visiting astronauts to get their hot cup of JAVA. The coffee cup is retractable and is secured to the satellite with Genuine Saskatchewan seal skin bindings which has been in use now for 30 years securing safety straps on many redundant safety systems.

posted by Camera at 12:30:00 PM

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