What would I do if I was Stephen Harper?

Start spending that 60,402,800,393.12 Making some jobs that what I would do. Since the BC Government is in contest for the most corrupt government with Ontario it's come to my attention that it now has a slight lead on them. Mostly due to the 2010 winter Olympics which has cost over 100 million dollars. The " Olympic Village " has been created to help offset the lack of rooms available to host this event which has quite a hefty price tag.
Out of all these absurd figures how can we know what is real and what is just some fake number created. It is said that Canada's national deficit if payed by every man woman and child would be around 16 grand per person. Well I already paid my share. I don't know about you guys but I feel I have paid 4 times my share which means myself and 3 others get a free ride. Ok maybe not however sounded like a good idea at the time.
What is real and what is fake? How much income is generated by taxes to the Canadian economy?
How can we help? Easy higher paying jobs therefore higher taxes on these jobs and more income to the Canadian government so they can spend it back into the economy and keep the wheel turning. Not everyone seems to see it the same way as me however, a good example of this is the walmarts of the world paying their staff low wages and " Passing " these savings onto you. Now I am sure if you sent half the people at walmart home , and doubled the wages of the people that really work hard you would drastically improve the economy on taxes collected and keep the wheel spinning faster and create more " Good Jobs " for others that need to get real and start people a reality based wages.
How much of the cost is pasted onto the consumer in gas prices, high rents, high food costs , and many other things where the prices keep going up yet the wages have stayed the same for 50 years. Its sad and pathetic that people are willing to work for the low cost wages. Its radical but their is a sure fire way to force the government and big business to change. Everyone quite and go on welfare / social assistance putting the burden on the government to change. Of course I think this just doesn't seem to teach anyone anything and will just cause other problems. But in the short term a immediate effect would force the government to make radical changes on who they give free money too.
I guess when you give 1 million for 12 people a year for nothing you expect something of a return on your investment however in most cases 50 percent at least fail. Knowing the odds of this who would lend anyone money in this market? Unfortunately this is why the stock market was created , since their it makes it even easier for corporation's to embezzle, hide money, create fake wealth, and keep a system in place to pay their people since the majority of economy going. I think it becomes very obvious that some people feel where their checks come from , if not trace the accounts back to a political party.
Wow this just came across my desk! I have been approved for a 100,000 dollar credit line for BMO! Wow I cant believe its real! Also I was disappointed to hear that my 68,000,000 to 73,000,000 dollar investment is now 29,000,000 million . Oh well you win some you lose some. I just wish I knew how I lost so much again, must be my financial advisor . He should get a toupee or something this male pattern baldness is just too funny.
I love it when a plan comes together. I am waiting for a 0 balance though, I don't have to walk into the vault though. How does the man do it , awesome investment strategy. Cash Accounts.
I believe that will always be 68,000,000 million dollars and no matter what anyone tells me it will always be that.
I keep forgetting where my 0's are. I am sure all of this means something somewhere. I take pride in doing foolish things, however, I am anything but, unfortunately , I think my math has meaning.

1 Comments:
Great. This was written in a very interesting, entertaining way even though it's serious. Thumbs up! Briefly, I would say our government simply sucks!!!
Jay
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