Who is the Hidden Master of Internet Search Sculpting?

Oh my goodness..... he did... en girl....... man o man hes live dude
hes live master dat over.......

Please son step aside and place the dns server on the sidewalk while we
check that internet connection.... a cj conspiracy why he wanted to see
if I was connected was one thing why he checked my bank balance and
smoked weed is another... who knows who cares let god decide and comb
your hair to the left next time we meat.... Conspiracy? The masons?
who knows.....