Dear, Alicia Keys _ Conspiracy No its me

I have single handedly hacked every music website on the planet and have
changed the aspect ratio of the width of all of your videos to make your
lower half look much chunkier than it is in real life. I realize that
this is physcologically damaging to you and have to appologize I have
since completed the resizing from 1.19 to 1.18 now which should have the
reverse effect now that you realize that you are a indeed a chuncky
little chick that likes to hide her waistline infront of a piano in a
calculated 15 % of your screentime with the balance hiding your heafty
lower half.

Again these things happen for a reason and well your fat get over it
babe quite trying to hide that chunky girl lower half in the video. I
streachted the walkway to emphasize your chunky half in the video "
Doesn't Mean Anything ". In fact it does it means your fat dear.

I will not ease up on the 1.18 aspect ratio until I receive a donation !

Sincerely, Morpheus.