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Thursday, March 25

Ah yes just another falanderer

Why young women married old grey haird dudes is beyond me.

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Wednesday, March 24

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Monday, March 22

Speech from the throne

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Download Adobe 64 Flash Plugin For Linux Operating Systems (ICEWARP) Version 10.5.329

In order to view most things on the web everyone knows you need flash 64
bit plugin.

Download Via Torrent <libflashplayer.so.tar.gz.torrent>

Flash Player support on 64-bit operating systems

ISSUE
Adobe Flash Player is not supported for playback in a 64-bit browser.
However, you can run Flash Player in a 32-bit browser running on a
64-bit operating system.
REASON
Adobe is working on Flash Player support for 64-bit platforms as part of
our ongoing commitment to the cross-platform compatibility of Flash
Player. We expect to provide native support for 64-bit platforms in an
upcoming release of Flash Player following the release of Flash Player
10.1.
Note: To participate in pre-release testing of 64-bit Flash Players see
Adobe Labs.
SOLUTION
To use Flash Player to view Flash content on a 64-bit operating system,
you must run a 32-bit browser. For details on setting this up for
Windows see Microsoft Help & Support.
For details on using Flash Player on Mac OS X 10.6 on 64-bit machines, see:
Flash Player 10 and Mac OS X 10.6 (Snow Leopard)
and
GPU mode support on Macintosh OS X 10.6

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Sunday, March 21

Todays Lucky College Girls Gone Wild Champions!!!!

131.104.247.49
142.163.133.40

I bet their not as sexy as me though

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Whois.jew.edu ?

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Saturday, March 20

Jew.edu

Interesting getting jewed out of everything around here including a
job . Apparently our social services is devoted 100 percent to
providing employment to young lady cashiers and waitress's and every
sort of hospitality however they just don't seem to extend the same to
the male population. A jew economy driving the young people to get
educated only to help the broken financial system here acumulate
wealth only to be stolen by a overwhelmingly aged population bleeding
every dime from the financial industry choking commerce to the point
of extinction. I guess school is a mute point when all it does is
provide a income base to help prop up the countless fucking seniors
fucking up the financial system and even denying people welfare lol to
just keep this base secured for a people that don't deserve shit.

Thanks idiots your doing a great job building the waitress population
and helping the males move even faster. Please I hope I find a job
soon so I can save enough to get the fuck out of this discusting
idiotville.

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Friday, March 19

國家高速網路與計算中心 - Lost In Translation CA-TW

新竹市300研發六路7號
施纓煜

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Thursday, March 18

Trying to get this straight man its tough around here


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Sweet fresh RPM's at Much Music!

Me you , You me appetite! 



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Sewell and marbury take legal action agatins Sandra bullock & jesse james for 30 million dollars

Whats the world coming to you turn your back for a few minutes and the whole world goes to pot, no seriously I checked the dns and all I see is pot. Weeding out the problem is chief FBI officials right now and I think they have the problem isolated and assure us all that the internet will be smoking fast for the next 24 hours however things you will not see is lady gaga's new music video thanks to the idiots that corrupted knetworkmanager. Auto Spy enabled I see why the hell do you log keystrokes like this ymail just after you got to the root of last weeks problem you take it out on another hopeless victum of Sanda and the james band.
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Sales associate * EXISTS *

Terms of Employment: Permanent, Part Time, Weekend, Day, Evening

Salary: To be negotiated

Anticipated Start Date: As soon as possible

Location: Courtney, British Columbia (5 vacancies )

Skill Requirements:

Education: Completion of high school

Credentials (certificates, licences, memberships, courses, etc.): Not required

Experience: 1 year to less than 2 years

Languages: Speak English, Read English, Write English

Type of Experience: Salesperson/clerk

Product Experience/Knowledge: Children's clothing, Jewellery

Specific Skills: Operate cash register, Customer service oriented, Set up displays of merchandise in windows or display cases

Essential Skills: Placating, Stupid Ideas, Defending broke ass positions, chief of bad construction ideas, Reading text, Numeracy, Oral communication, Working with others

Employer: ARDEN HOLDINGS INC.

How to Apply:

Please apply for this job only in the manner specified by the employer. Failure to do so may result in your application not being properly considered for the position.

By E-mail: nadine@ardene.com
Online: http://www.ardene.comLink to an external site

Web Site: http://www.ardene.com

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Senior PipeLine Investigator?

Statement of Merit Criteria
Job Opportunity:
Senior Pipeline Investigator
Reference Number:
TSB10J-009492-000145

Canadian Transportation Accident Investigation and Safety Board
EN-ENG-04


ESSENTIAL QUALIFICATIONS:

A recognized university degree in Mechanical Engineering, Chemical Engineering, Civil Engineering
or other engineering speciality relevant to the duties of the position.

Recent*, in-depth** experience in the oil or natural gas or natural gas liquids industry.
Experience with pipeline design or pipeline maintenance or pipeline operation or pipeline
construction or pipeline accident/incident investigations.
Experience with writing, reviewing or editing technical or accident reports.
Note:
* Recent has been defined within the last 5 years.
**In-depth has been defined as having a thorough knowledge and understanding of the degree or
depth of complexity of the petroleum industry which knowledge and understanding was attained
through university studies as well as first-hand work related experiences in the petroleum industry.
"Petroleum" means oil, natural gas, and/or natural gas liquids.

Knowledge of Acts, or Regulations, or Policies, or various rules and procedures related to pipeline
engineering applicable to oil or natural gas or natural gas liquids pipeline accident investigation and
safety matters.
Knowledge of the theory and principles of pipeline engineering as this relates to the design,
construction, maintenance and operations of oil, natural gas, or natural gas liquids pipelines.
Knowledge of investigative techniques pertaining to the identification of deficiencies in the oil or
natural gas or natural gas liquids pipeline.
Knowledge of pipeline operation practices and the relationships between major departments such as
Operations, Engineering, Equipment and Maintenance.
Knowledge of steel and plastic pipe fabrication techniques, as well as the various welding systems
utilized and the Supervisory Control and Data Acquisition (SCADA) systems.

Ability to resolve complex problems related to the investigation of deficiencies in the oil or natural
gas or natural gas liquids pipelines.
Ability to discover, accept and relate evidence with accuracy and precision with respect to the
investigation of deficiencies in the pipeline industry.
Ability to prepare detailed technical reports in a form that is understandable to the expert and the
public alike.
Ability to deal tactfully, when necessary, with senior pipeline officials.
Ability to analyze complex technical issues related to pipeline design, construction, operations, and
maintenance.
Ability to communicate effectively in writing and orally.

Effective interpersonal skills
Dependability
Initiative
Judgement
Attention to Detail

Official Language Profiency:
Bilingual Imperative BBB/BBB


ASSET QUALIFICATIONS:

Experience dealing with the media and/or public.
Experience with accidents/incidents in the oil, or natural gas, or natural gas liquids pipeline industry.
Expert witness experience at judicial and quasi-judicial proceedings.


OPERATIONAL REQUIREMENTS:

Consent to participate in a periodic stand-by system and be ready to deploy to an accident site on
short notice and at any time, including evenings and weekends.
Availability to work and travel during various periods of time and in extreme weather conditions.


ORGANIZATIONAL NEED:

Membership in one of the following designated groups: women, aboriginal peoples, persons with
disabilities and visible minorities.


CONDITION OF EMPLOYMENT:

Reliability Status. This factor is not used at the pre-selection stage. The Department is responsible
for the security clearance process.

To have a satisfactory health and physical condition (Category 3).

To possess a valid driver's license.

To accept occasional deployment to accident sites where there may be exposure to disagreeable
and difficult working conditions and to extreme climatic conditions.

Willingness to respond and travel on very short notice during and after normal working hours and on
holidays.

Willingness to participate in a "Standby" system on a rotational basis.

Acceptance to undergo TSB required training and to comply with TSB established investigation
methodologies, procedures and practices.

Adhere to TSB Occupational Health and Safety policy medical requirements.

Senior Pipeline Investigator
Department Name: Canadian Transportation Accident Investigation and Safety Board
Locations: Various Locations
Classification: EN - ENG - 04
Salary: $73,183 to $87,243
Closing Date: March 31, 2010 - 23:59, Pacific Time Useful Information
Reference Number: TSB10J-009492-000145
Selection Process Number: 09-TSB-RH-EA-064
Employment Tenure: Permanent Position
Vacancies: 1

Website: For further information on the department, please visit Canadian Transportation Accident
Investigation and Safety Board
Who Can Apply:
Useful Information
Persons residing in Canada and Canadian citizens residing abroad.
Citizenship
Useful Information
Preference will be given to Canadian citizens. Please indicate in your application the reason for
which you are entitled to work in Canada: Canadian citizenship, permanent resident status or work
permit.
Language Proficiency
Useful Information
Applicants must demonstrate in their application that they meet the following merit criteria to be
retained for further consideration.
Bilingual Imperative
English
French
Reading
Writing
Oral
Interaction
Reading
Writing
Oral
Interaction
B B B B B B
Education
Useful Information
A recognized university degree in Mechanical Engineering, Chemical Engineering, Civil Engineering
or other engineering speciality relevant to the duties of the position.
Other Merit Criteria and Conditions of Employment
The following merit criteria may be required for this position. Applicants should indicate in their
application if they meet the merit criteria.
Experience dealing with the media and/or public.
Experience with accidents/incidents in the oil, or natural gas, or natural gas liquids pipeline industry.
Expert witness experience at judicial and quasi-judicial proceedings.
OPERATIONAL REQUIREMENTS:

Consent to participate in a periodic stand-by system and be ready to deploy to an accident site on
short notice and at any time, including evenings and weekends.
Availability to work and travel during various periods of time and in extreme weather conditions.
ORGANIZATIONAL NEED:

Membership in one of the following designated groups: women, aboriginal peoples, persons with
disabilities and visible minorities.
CONDITION OF EMPLOYMENT:

Reliability Status. This factor is not used at the pre-selection stage. The Department is responsible
for the security clearance process.

To have a satisfactory health and physical condition (Category 3).

To possess a valid driver's license.

To accept occasional deployment to accident sites where there may be exposure to disagreeable
and difficult working conditions and to extreme climatic conditions.

Willingness to respond and travel on very short notice during and after normal working hours and on
holidays.

Willingness to participate in a "Standby" system on a rotational basis.

Acceptance to undergo TSB required training and to comply with TSB established investigation
methodologies, procedures and practices.

Adhere to TSB Occupational Health and Safety policy medical requirements.
Statement of Merit Criteria
Applicants who meet the above criteria will also be assessed against the Statement of Merit Criteria
for this position.
Challenge
The Transportation Safety Board (TSB), is an Independent Agency of the Government of Canada that
conducts independent transportation investigations into the Pipeline Industry of Canada for purposes
of identifying under-lying safety deficiencies and unsafe acts which lead to the production of an
investigation report together with Findings and Recommendations for Change. The ideal candidate
will be a professional engineer and have extensive experience in the oil, natural gas and/or natural
liquids industry in Canada, preferably with pipeline experience, and with progressively greater levels
of job responsibility. This experience will have been gained from working in a design, construction,
operational and/or accident/incident investigation capacity.
Information to be provided:
You must provide the following information when submitting your application:
Your résumé.
You must ensure that you select at least one employment type when submitting your application:
Employment Tenure
Important Messages
The client organization will accept applications on-line only.
All job applications must therefore be submitted through the Public Service Resourcing System
(PSRS). Following are some of the benefits associated with applying on-line.

• Applicants can create a profile and a resume that can be used when applying for other processes
without having to recreate a new application each time.
• Applicants can modify their application/resume at anytime BEFORE the closing date indicated on
the job advertisement.
• Applicants can verify the status of their applications, at any time.
• Applicants can be notified electronically of tests or interviews and results.
• For some jobs, applicants will find important information, namely the job questionnaire and a
complete statement of merit criteria that are only available when applying on-line.

To submit an application on-line, please click on the button "Apply Now" below.

Persons with a disability preventing them from applying on-line should contact us at
1-800-645-5605.
Your résumé must clearly demonstrate how you meet the requirements.
We thank all those who apply. Only those selected for further consideration will be contacted.
Questions regarding travel and relocation.
The Public Service of Canada is committed to building a skilled, diverse workforce reflective of
Canadian society. As a result, it promotes employment equity and encourages candidates to indicate
voluntarily on their application if they are a woman, an Aboriginal person, a person with a disability
or a member of a visible minority group.
The Public Service of Canada is also committed to developing inclusive, barrier-free selection
processes and work environments. If contacted in relation to a job opportunity or testing, you should
advise the Public Service Commission or the departmental official in a timely fashion of the
accommodation measures which must be taken to enable you to be assessed in a fair and equitable
manner. Information received relating to accommodation measures will be addressed confidentially.

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Tuesday, March 16

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Hello

Hello

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Merchandiser Job Offered *Exists*

Terms of Employment: Casual, Part Time, Day

Salary: To be negotiated, Mileage Paid

Anticipated Start Date: As soon as possible

Location: Courtney and Campbell River, British Columbia (1 vacancy)

Skill Requirements:

Education: Completion of high school

Credentials (certificates, licences, memberships, courses, etc.): Not applicable

Experience: Experience an asset

Languages: Speak English, Read English, Write English

Work Setting: Retail establishment

Specialization/Experience: Merchandising

Specific Skills/Activities: Maintain adequate stock levels

Transportation/Travel Information: Own transportation, Willing to travel, Valid driver's licence, Travel expenses paid by employer

Work Conditions and Physical Capabilities: Repetitive tasks, Attention to detail, Combination of sitting, standing, walking

Essential Skills: Reading text, Oral communication, Working with others, Problem solving, Decision making, Finding information

Other Information:Please visit our web site at www.linkage-group.com, under "Jobs" to complete an on-line application and attach your resume. Position covers Comox Valley North to Port Hardy.

Employer: The Linkage Group Inc.

How to Apply:

Please apply for this job only in the manner specified by the employer. Failure to do so may result in your application not being properly considered for the position.

Online: http://www.linkage-group.comLink to an external site

Business Profile: The Linkage Group is a National 3rd party merchandising & retail information company with over 500 employees, coast to coast.

Web Site: http://www.linkage-group.com

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Monday, March 15

Help Wanted immediately Assistant warehouse manager *Exists*

Terms of Employment: Temporary, Full Time, On Call, Overtime, Weekend
Salary: $17.25 Hourly for 40 hours per week, Bonus, Medical Benefits, RRSP Benefits
Anticipated Start Date: As soon as possible
Location: Victoria, British Columbia (1 vacancy)
Skill Requirements:

Education: Completion of university

Experience: 3 years to less than 5 years

Languages: Speak English, Read English

Human Resources Responsibility: 1 - 20

Budgetary Responsibility: $100,001 - $500,000

Work Setting: Warehouse

Business Equipment and Computer Applications: Windows, General office equipment, Electronic Mail,
Word processing software, Spreadsheet software, Accounting software, Inventory control software,
Business management software, Monitoring and tracking software, Internet browser

Specific Skills: Plan, organize, direct and control daily operations, Plan, organize and direct
administrative services (signage, building and grounds maintenance, parking, etc.), Oversee analysis of
data and information, Plan and manage budgets, Oversee booking systems, Train staff, Conduct
performance reviews

Ability to Supervise: 4 people or less

Security and Safety: Criminal record check

Work Conditions and Physical Capabilities: Fast-paced environment, Work under pressure, Tight
deadlines, Physically demanding, Attention to detail

Transportation/Travel Information: Willing to travel

Work Location Information: Room and board provided

Essential Skills: Reading text, Document use, Numeracy, Writing, Oral communication, Working with
others, Problem solving, Decision making, Critical thinking, Job task planning and organizing, Finding
information, Computer use, Continuous learning

Employer: 0723464 B.C. Ltd.
How to Apply:

Please apply for this job only in the manner specified by the employer. Failure to do so may result in
your application not being properly considered for the position.

By Fax: (250) 381-4775
By E-mail: irosas@hotmail.com

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Sunday, March 14

Lady GaGa Featuring - Beyonce` Telephone MP4 Remix by OneBox pacquiao fight

Lady GaGa Featuring - Beyonce` Telephone MP4 Remix by OneBox  has been banned by MTV for being too Racy.  Thats too bad I bet it plays 24/7 on the french channel. Download Here

6.87 MiB (7204864 Bytes) Not sure about that encoding I assure you this torrent works. Unlike the pacquiao fight

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:a0f54fb4298b5b4a17a5411f07bb25aaa5dffe32&dn=Lady+Gaga+Ft.+Beyonce+-+Telephone+%282009%29


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Wednesday, March 10

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High-Speed Lite

The perfect choice for those who email as well as lightly browse the Internet.
1 Mbps download
Up to 1 Mbps download speed

 

3 personal email addresses
Learn More
10 GB/month data transfer

 

8 No-Cost Extras
$19.95/month for six months (*1)
+ 1st 30 days on us
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Ideal for those who send a lot of email, download large files,
such as music or TV episodes, and play online games.
7.5 Mbps download   
Up to 7.5 Mbps download speed

 

10 personal email addresses
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For those who download large files, appreciate online gaming,
and visit interactive, media-intensive Web sites.
15 Mbps download
Up to 15 Mbps download speed

 

10 personal email addresses
Includes PowerBoostTM
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100 GB/month data transfer

 

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High-Speed Warp

Download music in seconds and full-length movies in less than
ten minutes*.
25 Mbps download
Up to 25 Mbps download speed

 

10 personal email addresses
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150 GB/month data transfer
$96.00 per month (*4)
+ Modem included
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Enjoy Shaw's No Cost Extras     Enjoy Shaw's No-Cost Extras.

Our No-Cost Extras include video and photo sharing, instant messaging, streaming music, webmail service with built-in filter options, award-winning Internet software and 24/7/365 complimentary technical support.

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More than just an email service, Shaw Business Internet has three services to best suit your needs: Entrepreneur, Extreme and Shaw Server Connect.
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If you ever have any questions or need help with any Shaw services, we have dedicated technical support teams that are experts in each of our products and services.
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Visit Traffic Management Policies for more information on Shaw internet practices


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(1) Offer subject to change. Customers who sign up for Shaw High-Speed Lite Internet service will receive a Shaw High-Speed modem and the first 30 days of service at no charge and then pay $19.95 per month for months two to seven. Beginning in month eight, customers will pay as little as $23 per month when bundled with any other Shaw service. Standalone price is $33.00 per month. Offer applies to new customers who have not been a Shaw Internet customer within the past 60 days. Other conditions may apply. Shaw maintains ownership of equipment. Modem must be returned upon termination of service or equipment charges may apply.

(2) Offer subject to change. Customers who sign up for Shaw High-Speed Internet service will receive a Shaw High-Speed modem and pay $9.95 per month for months one to six. Beginning in month seven, customers will pay as little as $35 per month when bundled with any other Shaw service. Standalone price is $45.00 per month. Offer applies to new customers who have not been a Shaw Internet customer within the past 60 days. Other conditions may apply. Shaw maintains ownership of equipment. Modem must be returned upon termination of service or equipment charges may apply.

(3) Offer subject to change. Customers who sign up for Shaw High-Speed Extreme Internet services will receive a Shaw High-Speed Internet modem and pay $19.95 per month for months one to six. Beginning in month seven, customers will pay as little as $45 per month when bundled with any other Shaw service. Standalone price is $55.00 per month. Offer applies to new customers who have not been a Shaw Internet customer within the past 60 days. Other conditions may apply. Shaw maintains ownership of equipment. Modem must be returned upon termination of service or equipment charges may apply.

(4) Price with any other Shaw service. Standalone price is $106.00 per month. Rate includes Shaw High-Speed modem. Shaw maintains ownership of equipment. Modem must be returned upon termination of service or equipment charges may apply.

NOTE: Many factors affect speeds and actual speeds may vary and are not guaranteed.

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