Dear, Alicia Keys _ Conspiracy No its me
changed the aspect ratio of the width of all of your videos to make your
lower half look much chunkier than it is in real life. I realize that
this is physcologically damaging to you and have to appologize I have
since completed the resizing from 1.19 to 1.18 now which should have the
reverse effect now that you realize that you are a indeed a chuncky
little chick that likes to hide her waistline infront of a piano in a
calculated 15 % of your screentime with the balance hiding your heafty
lower half.
Again these things happen for a reason and well your fat get over it
babe quite trying to hide that chunky girl lower half in the video. I
streachted the walkway to emphasize your chunky half in the video "
Doesn't Mean Anything ". In fact it does it means your fat dear.
I will not ease up on the 1.18 aspect ratio until I receive a donation !
Sincerely, Morpheus.

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